- Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via seabois)
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.